🚽👑 “A Throne Fit for a QT Burrito King” 👑🚽

We’ve read some amazing Google reviews…

But this one? This one deserves a standing ovation (or a polite squat). 💚

After two burritos, an energy drink, and a dance with destiny, Matthew found his sanctuary in one of our lime green legends. His words? Pure poetry:

“The toilet paper? Thick. Quilted. Felt like it went to private school.”

“Mid-squat, I looked up and there it was: a motivational sticker that read, ‘You dump it! We pump it!’ I wept.”

📲 Click here to read the full review and prepare to laugh so hard you’ll need a porta potty yourself: